Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Calgary

Calgary... hmmm, sounds like a cool place. Hmmm i should probably find out where exactly Calgary is(if it is anywhere) before i start writing a song about it... nahhh. So I... like many of you average americans xD did not know the location of the mythical land of Calgary so, I again like many average americans turned to urban dicitonary xD and heres what i got. Calgary: "strange race in cowboy boots who guzzle thick black liquid from the ground ." In current colloquial usage it is slang for "second-best." Well... i am a man who takes urban dictionary at its word so i will begin work on the song immediately. "Jeff", you say, "why not actually find out where calgary is and what its all about." Novel idea my cellophane friend...

All this to say where is Calgary?(Canada duh)

P.S. heres looking at you average americans: people from the midwest and south of course=conservarives ;)

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